The Blocker Specialist

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Another tester marked every defect as a blocker.

A typo was a blocker because it blocked him from approving the page.

A missing tooltip was a blocker because it blocked users from understanding the icon.

When an actual blocker arrived, the project manager downgraded it without reading.

The tester complained that nobody took severity seriously.

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