The Test Team Still Existed

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The programme report said functional, regression and performance testing remained fully resourced.

In reality, every tester had been reassigned to create accounts and test data for the security team.

When I asked who was checking new features, I was told the developers demonstrated them.

The test team still existed, which was apparently close enough to testing.

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